Dream Police: Raffle Rip-Off

I had a dream the other night that we had a (Christmas?) party at work. Part of the festivities included a raffle. I ended up winning $2000. I freaked out, jumping up and down, happy because I could really use the extra money. I turned to Vanessa and said, "I hope this isn't one of those bullshit dream scenarios where I'm going to wake up and the money will be gone."

Eff.

Dream Police: Benny Ninja

I had a dream last night that Benny Ninja OD'd and I found him in his apartment.

Dream Police: High Tide

I had a dream last night that I went to my grandparents house in Sooke to house-sit for them. They live on the edge of a cliff that drops about 100 feet to the water below, and every time I dream of their house, the water is right up to the edge of the cliff. There's usually a Tsunami involved, but not this time. The water was at it's normal level but the moon was huge and made the surface of the water glow. It was probably the middle of the night when I walked into their house and made myself comfortable. I put on a movie and turned on their stereo fairly loud, taking into consideration how far away their neighbours are. After a short while of listening to music, I started looking around the house and found both my grandparents in bed, griping about how rude I was to come over and wake them up.

Dream Police: David Lynch

I had a dream last night that I was hanging out with a young David Lynch and we were talking about the Killers concert.

The Dream Police: Dead

I had a dream the other night that my bosses father died.

EDIT: 08/29/10 This actually happened.

The Dream Police: Game Show

Last night I had a dream that I was on a game show. The challenge was to organize and tidy four children's bedrooms as fast and as best you could. I was just cramming everything into drawers and shoving stuff under the bed. Then my old neighbour from my parents street was there and he was getting investigated for raping the little boys that he coached soccer for.

The Dream Police: Jaws

So last night my dream was all about Jaws. I was on the boat out on the ocean and that damned shark was stalking us all over the place. Except that it was more like a half shark-half blue whale type thing. Someone was eaten and the boat was destroyed, then Jaws found it in his heart to give us a lift back to shore. I have the impression that Amy Winehouse was there, in spirit, not actually there.