Thursday, October 07, 2010

Dream Police: Those Crazy Catholics

Last night I was in Sooke, where they were doing some sort of 18th-century, mock court proceedings. Everything was going fine until some people started taking it too seriously after they found this woman guilty. They took her into a huge, gaudy Roman Catholic church and put her up on a table at the front, where they sentenced her to an old-school frontal lobotomy. She was crying and saying, "It's not real! We're just playing around!" and it was freaking me out. Then the bishop started hammering a spike up her nose and she started jerking around like a horror movie. She started screaming, "Baboons! Baboons!" and all sorts of gibberish before she fell sideways off the table.

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